Overdosed

“Whatever you do, do it in moderation" Proverbs

I overdosed. A few days ago.  On popcorn......small yellow and white seemingly harmless kernels. Instead of supper...I ate popcorn. The next morning....had some more for breakfast. We went to an early movie so instead of lunch....I ate popcorn. By the time the movie was over...I wanted to puke. The kids picked up some popcorn and started flipping them at me telling me I have to start eating 'real' food. I grabbed a handful of kernels....chased my youngest and shoved a ton down her shirt. The fight was on...except I had eaten so much popcorn....I felt really ill. 

I don't want to eat popcorn ever again...I don't want to see it...or even hear it pop....except there's one small problem....I love it! 

Can anyone relate?